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Valentine's Day reminds us that there is more to life than surviving the next test. Love makes the world go 'round. Love is in the air. All the world loves a lover. What does it take to make a relationship work? And where do you turn to help if love turns to danger ? This special issues looks at love from all sides . . .

How do you know if you are in love? - By Dr. Andrew (Dr. Sex) Barclay

The Lovebirds - Couples share stories of how they met and how they keep their relationships going

Love Lists - From love movies to love songs to love games to clever cocktails

Our Bloggers Weigh In - You never know what you will find in our Free Speech Zone

Violence is not love and we all need to help - By Rachel Wilkerson
Being in college is no guarantee you won't find yourself in an abusive relationship. MSU Safe Place's Holly Rosen offers information and advice

 

You might want to bone up before taking this exam. Click here to check out The Spartanette's blogs.

1. Which political party do you belong to?
Choice 1 Democrat
Choice 2 Republican


2. The STD you plan to get this year is?
Choice 1 Trich
Choice 2 Syphilis


3. How do you like your girls?
Choice 1 White? Orange?
Choice 2 Of an undetermined race - from Mexican to Hawaiian to "way too tan"

4. What do you prefer to watch?
Choice 1 MTV
Choice 2 The History Channel


5. What is your best feature?
Choice 1 Eyes
Choice 2 Liver


6. You know what skeeting is.
Choice 1 True
Choice 2 False


7. Which is the man for me?
Choice 1 A nice guy
Choice 2 An asshole

Score:

0-2 correct - You just don't have what it takes to woo The Spartanette. You're probably one of the people she makes fun of in her blog.

3-5 correct - You're on the right track but you just don't have the edge necessary to handle this girl.

6-7 correct - It's clearly a match made in heaven! Facebook her ASAP!




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