Been eying that cutie across the lecture hall since the semester started?

Looking for a way to approach your hot new neighbor?

Seeking sexual healing from a lab partner? 

Making the first move is scary enough, but with this list of great pick-up lines, you’re sure to make an impression. That’s why I’ve compiled the best of the best (or the worst of the worst) lines out there.

Try one this Valentine’s Day, and see where it gets you.

But don’t blame me if it buys you nothing but a kick in the balls. 

The in-class pick-up:

“You must have great theme coherence, because all my thoughts run back to you.”

For the Southern Belle:

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.”

If you’re a stalker:

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

A Direct Approach:

“Pick a number between 1 and 10... You lose! Take off your clothes.”

For the “Grey’s Anatomy” fan:

“I 'm an organ donor. Need anything?”

If you want a sexual harassment suit:

At the office copy machine: "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

For the fast food enthusiast:

“You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.”

If you don’t play on her team, or the very least, like to switch-hit:

“Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated?”

To bring out your inner child:

“Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.”

For the computer geek:

“You make my software turn to hardware!”